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COVID-19 vaccines needed

It’s clear that Hidalgo County needs more COVID-19 vaccines. The locations where the vaccines have been administered so far have been swamped with people looking for hope. People have stood in line at midnight at a few locations, hoping to get vaccinated the next morning. 

The Walking Dead

I’m too old to get into a physical altercation. Why I carry a gun. Shoot them before they land the first blow if someone is really coming at me. Don’t kill them. Just shoot ‘em in the crotch so they’ll wish they were dead by the time they get out of the hospital.

Colin, the man who damaged the NFL, now has his own ice cream

Hey, you poor white Appalachian hillbilly family. Doubtful you’re reading this because you probably still need to stuff your shoes with newspapers because you can’t afford new ones even though the soles are shot, but if you are reading this, just remember, if you’re white, you’re not worthy of “liberation,” according to NFL Sad Sack Colin Kaepernick.

Screwy Louis I’m taking the vaccine

I’m going to take the COVID-19 vaccine (two shots) as soon as I can get my hands on it. This afternoon works; but so far, I haven’t been able to set up an appointment, and I’m not even sure if the Pfizer vaccine has yet landed in Hidalgo County. Should be here this week, according to Hidalgo County officials, but the first doses are reserved for those who work in the healthcare industry.

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