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Life's Lighter Side A man takes his seat at the Super Bowl. He looks over and notices there's an extra seat in between himself and the next guy. The man says, "Who would ever miss the Super Bowl?” The guy replies, "Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five Super Bowls together, but sadly she passed away.” The man says back, "That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?” The guy says, "No. They're all at the funeral." Blonde at the Super Bowl A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!" What does a Cleveland Browns' fan do after seeing them win the Super Bowl? Turn off his xbox and go to bed. What Do you call 20 millionaires watching the Super Bowl? The Dallas Cowboys I asked my French friend if he watched Super Bowl... ...he said bowling is not so big in Europe. Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl? So they can hear someone say “No missed calls.” What’s the difference between the San Fancisco 49ers and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. ...

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