Horsing around this week
Wed, 10/11/2023 - 12:00am
Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because somebody shouted hay!
Q: What do you call a scary female horse?
A: A nightmare!
Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: A Macintosh.
Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
A: Sherbet.
Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday,
stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?
A: His horse’s name was Friday!
Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative attitude?
A: She always said Neigh.
Q: What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A: A tale of WHOA!
Q: When do vampires like horse racing?
A: When it’s neck and neck.