LAUGHING MATTER: Despite record high prices for diesel, it’s time for a chuckle

Instead of focusing on negative things this week, like the fact that diesel prices hit a record high last Friday, $5.52, the war in Iran seems to be escalating, inflation continues to hurt most of us, let’s sit back, enjoy

the week and find a reason to laugh.

In no particular order, jokes related to work, bosses, technology, are as follows:

# “Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.”

# “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”

# “A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you what time it is.”

# “My boss told me to have a good day ... so I went home.”

# “Our company is looking for a self-starter. That way, when things go wrong, we can just say it was your idea.”

# “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” # “Meetings: Where minutes are kept and hours are lost.”

# “Doing nothing is very difficult to do... you never know when you're finished.”

# “The reward for good work is more work.”

# “I love my job, it's the work I hate.” # “Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.”

# “To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.”

# “My computer screen is so bright, it’s the only thing keeping my career alive.”

# “AI won't replace you. A person using AI will replace you. And then that person will be replaced by a glitch in the next software update.”