Philly QB: $255M for five years
Look, I know there is 42-year age difference between me and Philly QB Jalen Hurts, even though he was born Aug. 7 to my Aug. 8 (we’re both Leos), but I think I’m going to send him an email asking if he would be willing to adopt me as his son. He’s not married, has no kids, so who knows. Stranger things have happened. I can look pitiful.
