Ed. Note: A Dad Joke is an indescribably cheesy and/ or dumb joke made by a father to his children. (Source: Urban Dictionary) What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
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