I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year. Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths. My husband doesn't think housework is a full-time job. So for Thanksgiving I served him a raw turkey because revenge is a dish best served cold. There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving. If you didn't want to sit at the kids' table then you shouldn't have seen the new Hunger Games movie. I never understood why the Lions ...