• What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny. • Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant. • What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop, of course! • Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? They don’t want to get “beat up”. • Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? Because their cable was scrambled. • Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken! • What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today? • What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop. • Why shouldn’t ...