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A Fox, a Rabbit and a Bear are about to be drafted into the military.

The Fox says “There is no way in the world I’m letting myself get drafted, we need to find a way for us to get excused. Are you guys with me?” The Bear and the Rabbit agree. The Fox, quickly thinking, suggests: “I’ll cut off my own tail. A Fox without a tail is useless, right?” The Rabbit follows and says: “Well, I may not have much of a tail, but I’ll cut my ears off, nobody would want a Rabbit without ears!” The Bear, scratching his head, mumbles: “Well, I don’t have much of neither, so I’ll just take this rock and smash ...

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