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LIFE’S LIGHTER SIDE

Three men are all working on building a house. They go up to the roof for lunch, and unwrapped their sandwiches. The Brunette says “if I get one more Tuna sandwich, I’m going to jump off this roof and kill myself. The black haired one says “if I get one more pickle and lettuce sandwich, I, too, am going to jump off this roof and kill myself. The blonde looks at his sandwich and also declares, “if I get one more peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I’m going to jump off this roof and kill myself.” The next day, they ...

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