A blonde is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She franticly calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help Me! Help Me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead, and I don't know how to fly. Help Me! Please Help Me!" She hears a voice over the radio saying: She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control, and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with ...