After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.' A husband said to his wife, 'No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.' A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife ...