Ed. note: For a guy like me growing up in the late ‘50s and ‘60s, Phyllis Diller was always a hoot on the boob tube. She loved to talk about her husband, Fang. “He hates work,” she once said. “One day he called in dead.” Asked to say two words about the love of her life, Diller responded, “Short and cheap.” Here’s to you Phyll, who left us nine years ago after reaching the grand old age of 95. Cheers. “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” “Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk ...