"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -- Edward Abbey "The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." --Anonymous "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." -- Dave Barry "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." -- Josh Billings "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and ...