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Lutheran Cheers

Woody: I love you, Kelly—that’s why I'm now a member of the Evangelical Lutheran Church of America. Just like you.Kelly: Oh, Woody! You saved our marriage... What a wonderful sacrifice! Now when we die and go to heaven, we won't be separated by barbed wire and barking dogs... What was it exactly that saved you, Woody?Woody: Something Dr. Crane said.Kelly: ...That thing about how true love can overcome all differences?Woody: Not exactly. He took me aside and said that I'd better get used to giving into you on every point for the rest of our lives if I ever want ...

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