It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.A committee is 12 men doing the work of one.Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.If a leper gives you the finger,