Wendorf note: OMG. Too much of this is starting to sound too familiar.1. When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.2. When your doctor doesn’t give you X-rays anymore, but just holds you up to the light.3. When a sexy woman catches your fancy, and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest you.4. When you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.5. When your wife says, “Let’s go upstairs and make some romance,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”6. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.7. When you don’t ...