Ed. Note: Okay, being a guy, I might admit that maybe half of these statements are true, but certainly not all.How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don’t work.How do men define a “50/50” relationship?We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.How do men exercise on the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a hot bikini.How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?Make him wear shoes.How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder “Instruction ManuRename ...