• Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller? • Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet. • I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop irking me so much. • Old age is coming at a really bad time.• When I was a child I thought nap time was a punishment ... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation. • The biggest lie I tell myself is ... “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll ...