Early voting in Hidalgo County begins April 24 and runs through May 2, and you know what that means, don’t you, prior to election day, May 6?Fun, fun, fun. Politiqueras up the wazoo picking up Alzheimer’s patients from the nursing homes, snorting some coke along the way, leading them into the voting booth to “vote;” lots of campaign signs vandalized; fights at polling places; jobs promised to everyone who votes for a particular politician and/or slate even if the city and/or school district is already over-staffed (we’ll sort that out later); promises made to dump one professional vendor in favor ...