• I hope I’m the last guy on Earth — because I really want to see if all those women were lying to me.• If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?• Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.• Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.• If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.• Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.• If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.• The farther away the future is,