• The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.• Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.• People don’t care how much you know until they know how much you care.• We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.• It is OK to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege.• There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.• Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.• Politicians and diapers ...