Greeting cards one will never see

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After meeting you...

(inside card) I changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...

(inside card) I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by I think how lucky I am...

(inside card) That you’re not here to

(inside card) Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...

(inside card) Someone other than you.

6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age...

(inside card) Almost lifelike!