• How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? It was on the house.• Why is Santa scared of chimneys? Because he’s claus-trophobic.• How you can tell that Santa is real? You can always sense his presents.• What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.• Why did Mrs. Claus get mad at Santa? Because her husband was a flake.• What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap.• Why is Santa so good at karate? He has a black belt.• What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.• How does Santa take pictures? With his Pole-aroid camera.• ...