Yesterday morning, my wife woke up with a startle.When I asked her what the matter was, she said, “I just had a dream you gave me a diamond ring and diamond earrings for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?' I winked and said, “You'll know tonight.”In the evening, I came home with a small package and gave it to my wife.She was delighted and opened it excitedly.In it was a book called “The meaning of dreams.”-------------My wife just sent me a text saying, “I've just got you the best Valentine's Day present ever! XOX”I really hope she misspelled ...