• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.• I know a guy who's addicted to brake ...