A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. “Are you hiring any help?” she asked.“No,” he said. “We already have all the staff we need.” “Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?” she asked.---------------------- A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What was that ...