>>I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.>>Shout out to all sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.>>Someone took my mood ring, and I’m not sure how I feel about that.>>My drug dealer cracks me up.>>Inspecting mirrors is a job I could see myself doing.>>I’d give my left arm to be ambidextrous.>>Words cannot express how limited my vocabulary is.>>Getting paid to sleep would be a dream job.>>My fear of moving stairs is escalating.>>I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.>>I used to think that the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought,