I’m now a Trump/war supporter
It happens to a select few lucky reporters, journalists.
Someone offers us money to write political propaganda, we give it serious thought, maybe three minutes, and then if the offer is good enough, we say, yes, sign me up.
I guess it was all the anti- Trump editorials, columns that I’ve been writing since the Iran War kicked off Feb. 28, 2026, that finally caught someone’s attention near the top of the food chain.
Instead of threatening me like the Trump administration has done with some journalists, mainly women, someone inside the White House offered me money last week to write some positive stuff about “the boss,” AKA, the GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER. God’s COMMANDER IN CHIEF.
They’re even going to route the payola through some back channel so I don’t even have to pay income tax on the money.
Positive Stuff
So, moving forward, you won’t be reading any more anti- Trump, anti-war copy out of me. I’m all in with the Iran War. Makes all the sense in the world. Even if it really doesn’t, I’m getting paid to write that it DOES.
My plan is to write copy that supports that notion.
I am officially now a “TRUMP INFLUENCER” without the cosmetic surgery.
Sure, they asked me if I wanted to see a plastic surgeon, free of charge, but I told them, with this face, really? Besides, it makes me look more like a common man.
A legit TRUMP SUPPORTER.
MAGA, baby, ready to rock and roll and go to church on Sunday. Just so it’s not a Catholic Church. Not with the pope criticizing all the killing we’re doing in Iran. JUSTIFIED KILLING I might add.
Bombs away, now let’s bow our heads and pray.
So, anything I’ve written previously in critical fashion about this Iranian war that is costing American taxpayers approximately $2 billion a day, even though we’re approximately $40 trillion in debt, scratch that because I’m now being paid to support our GREAT president and the job he’s doing in the MIDDLE EAST.
The fact that our farmers will pay about 40 percent more for fertilizer, if in fact they can get any as this calendar year progresses well, that’s just the price of keepingAMERICA SAFE.
Also, the fact that the president’s unilateral tariffs has killed the overseas market for many American farmers, well, again, that is all the fault of DEMOCRATS.
The fact that they can’t export any soybeans, for example, just because of the president’s GREAT TARIFFS, well, it’s just going to take time to fix the problem that the EVIL DEMOCRATS caused, thanks to SLEEPY JOE BIDEN and Barack Hussein OBAMA.
The cost of Diesel and 87 Octane climbing higher, well, that’s better than getting an Iranian NUCLEAR BOMB detonated over NY City, or SPACE X.
Iran’s EVIL REGIME was “this close, this close” mind you to getting a NUCLEAR WEAPON before our beloved president, smartest one ever, a real GENIUS, decided to do something about it.
The other presidents should have done something about it but did nothing.
No BACKBONE. Low IQ. It took a man with a steel spine, President Donald J. Trump, to finally say, WE CAN’T HAVE THIS, the thought of Iran having a NUCLEAR BOMB, so we need to attack them forthwith, and if we blow up a school and kill approximately 160 schoolchildren, mainly girls between the ages of 7 and 11, then we’ll blame it on the Iranians.
Like our president said, the smartest president EVER, Iran probably bombed the school itself.
An Imminent Threat
The threat of an Iranian NUKE was IMMINENT because if the CRAZY mullahs ever got their LUNATIC hands on one, a nuclear bomb, they would have committed immediate suicide by launching the nuke at either Israel, Western Europe, or maybe even the U.S.
Like our beloved president said, “Iran will never have a nuclear weapon.”
GOD BLESS HIM FOR THAT.
To make sure of that, we killed Iran’s top leader the first day of the war, along with his wife, his 14-month-old granddaughter, his daughter-in-law, and now his son is in charge, and even though he’s more of a hardliner than his dad, you just wait.
America will be VICTORIOUS in the end. To save this country, our children, our grandchildren, starting an unprovoked war against Iran was our great president’s ONLY OPTION.
Thankfully, THANKFULLY, our elected Republicans in the U.S. House and the U.S. Senate were SMART enough to simply lay aside their constitutional duties, their sworn oaths, and simply let the GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER decide this war on his own.
The fact that our BELOVED president – a truly humble, kind, GIVING, and loving man acts like he doesn’t have a clue what he’s doing and makes up $#@& as he goes along is only a clever ploy to defeat the EVIL Iranians.
By pretending he doesn’t have a CLUE about anything is really a SMART TACTIC.
The fact that gas and everything else will go up in price this summer is a SMALL PRICE TO PAY forASSURANCE that the EVIL (delete) in Iran will never, ever have a NUCLEAR WEAPON.
Not under this president’s watch.
God bless America.