I’m not even an attorney, but I’m going to hand out some free legal advice just the same.Are you or someone you love currently involved in a criminal enterprise nearing collapse? Is your crooked house of cards about to fall apart? Can you feel it crumbling? Can’t sleep? Stomach cramps? Paranoid about when federal agents are going to bust down the door at 5 a.m.?If so, run to the closest FBI office and turn yourself in. First one there wins the prize.Prize? Yes, the prize being, the lightest sentence – either little time served in the federal pen, or if ...