My AI Writer: The easy way out
You ever have one of those days? You’re here, and your brain is a mile behind you?
Yeah, well, for me that’s a daily occurrence.
This Tuesday, late, deadline day, I realized I still had this column to write. My daily brain cells have already been used up. So, I turned to my lovely AI bot and asked her (she never complains, no matter what I do) to play the part of a newspaper advice columnist and write a column about what can be done to overcome a feeling of boredom.
Even if it wrote junk, it would still be okay since it works for free, no FICA, but what it spit out in less than a minute is actually pretty good. I even saw some ideas I like: Sleep all day.
No, that’s just wishful thinking. It shows how ambitious I am this week.
From AI, who may be planning my demise and that of all humanity even as I write this without me even having a clue:
Dear Readers,
Are you feeling a little blah? Stuck in a rut? That familiar hum of boredom can creep up on anyone, and it’s definitely something we’ve all experienced from time to time. But don’t despair! There are plenty of ways to shake off the doldrums and inject some life back into your day. Here are a few ideas to get you started:
Go to a nudist camp.
Wait a minute, that wasn’t in there. Software glitch.
Get Creative: Remember the joy of making something? Dust off those old art supplies, try a new craft like knitting or origami, or even just doodle on a piece of paper. Let your imagination run wild!
Sure. Like that’s going to work.
Play a Game: Whether it’s a board game with family, a video game, or even a simple game of solitaire, engaging in a little friendly competition or just some playful activity like strip poker can be a great mood booster.
No doubt.
Build Something: Remember the satisfaction of building with LEGOs or blocks? You’re never too old to create something tangible.
Take a Walk or Bike Ride: Sometimes a change of scenery is all you need. Explore a new neighborhood, visit a local park, or just enjoy the fresh air.
There’s a warning out today about poor air quality.
Oh.
Visit a Local Gem: Have you been meaning to check out that museum, library, or quirky shop in town? Now’s the perfect time!
Plan a Future Adventure: Even if you can’t travel right now, researching and planning a future trip can be exciting and give you something to look forward to.
Read a Book: Escape into another world or learn about a new topic. Visit your local library or start that book that’s been gathering dust on your shelf.
Actually, reading a weekly newspaper is an even better idea.
Watch a Documentary or Educational Video: Expand your knowledge on a subject that interests you. There are countless fascinating documentaries available online.
Psychos and/or Sociopaths. Always fascinating. Especially if they’re still in elected office.
Learn a New Skill Online: From cooking to coding to a new language, the internet offers a wealth of resources for learning something new.
WorldCasino.com.
Reach Out to a Friend or Family Member: A phone call, a video chat, or even a simple text can brighten both your day and theirs.
Depends on who you’re calling.
Volunteer Your Time: Helping others is a wonderful way to feel good and make a difference in your community.
Join a Club or Group: Connect with people who share your interests, whether it’s a book club, a hiking group, or a hobby club.
They sound like a fun group(s). Listen to Music or a Podcast: Immerse yourself in your favorite tunes or discover a new podcast that piques your interest.
The Kardashians, classy ladies, one and all. Tell me again how the oldest sister first made a name for herself.
Try a Relaxing Activity: Take a warm bath, practice some gentle stretching or yoga, or simply sit quietly and meditate.
Sleep all day. That’s my idea of work.
Organize and Declutter: It might not sound exciting, but a tidy space can often lead to a clearer mind.
We buy paper plates and plasticware to help with the carbon problem.
The key to banishing boredom is often just taking that first step and trying something new. Don’t be afraid to experiment and see what sparks your interest. You might just discover a new passion!
Track down hackers engaged in ransomware and feed them to the sharks.
Your Advice Columnist