All I can say is, I love major league baseball, and it’s probably the sport I can watch that offers me the least chance of keeling over dead, courtesy of a heart attack.
NFL fans seem to die the quickest. Baseball fans, though, are a little more laid back, which includes me most of the time, so I’m not all that worried about a heart attack, even though there’s some tightness in my chest today, I have some pain under my left armpit, I’m nauseous, and I’m short of breath. Probably just allergies.
(Joking. If you have those symptoms, get yourself checked ...