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Couple of memorable, funny moments

Fred wants to get marriedFred is 32 years old and he is still single One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve got the perfect solution, just find a girl who’s just like your mother.”A few months later they meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like ...

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