• What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?He stole the show!• What kind of dog does Dracula have?A bloodhound!• How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?Terrier-fied!• What do dogs do after they finish obedience school?They get their masters.• What do you call a dog magician?A labracadabrador.• What do you call a large dog that meditates?Aware wolf.• “We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill up on homework.” —Dog mom • I spend three minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog. Then I go to work, and people take ...