Oh, come on. I’m ready to go to bed, but I have to take one of the dogs out for one last round of urination. Beats the carpet. Then, lo and behold, as I open the back door, what drops onto the kitchen floor but a spider. Maybe the size of a nickel. So I call to my wife: “Can you please bring me a cup and a piece of paper.”Spider’s just standing on the kitchen tile. Perfectly still. Hoping no one will notice him. Could be a her.My wife already knows what this is about. I’ve found another insect ...