• Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York? She fell for the Big Apple. • Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a garden? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! • What farm animal keeps the best time? A watch dog! • What kind of socks do you need to plant vegetables? Garden hose! Who’s funnier than a goofy gardener? A Jolly Rancher. • What water yields the most beautiful veggie garden? Perspiration! • What new crop did the gardener plant? Beets me! • What grows under your nose? Tulips! • Where do farmers send their kids to grow? Kinder-garden. • Gardeners earn ...