I think my wife is selling drugs!Yesterday I was running a little bit late for work and the phone rang. I answered it.Before I could say anything, a male voice on the line said: “Hey, honey, is that DOPE gone yet?”——————————We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines.They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill.I think we can.All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, “You see the enemy over there?They say you look fat in those uniforms.”——————————Why are blonde jokes so short? So ...