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LIFE'S LIGHTER SIDE

Listen To Your Doctor Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be Careful.’”..ooh “Will I Live To 80?” I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and ...

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