>>I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.>>If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.>>My mother never saw the irony in calling me a sonof- a-… >>I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.>>God must love stupid people. He made SO many. >>You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.>>Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a ...