What did Steven Tyler call his cook book? "Wok This Way." What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend? Homeless. Why did Bono fall off the stage? He was too close to The Edge. What is an electrician's favorite band? AC/DC, because they're always current. How do you get a guitarist off of your front porch? Pay him for your pizza. What do you call a one-legged gingerbread man? Limp Bizkit. What happened when Gene Simmons went to the Virgin Islands? They became "the Islands." What does James Hetfield order at a restaurant? "Gimme food! Gimmie fries! Gimmie a salad on the side! Ooooohhh!" Why hasn't U2 found what they've been looking for? Because the ...