• What do you get when cross a godfather with a lawyer?An offer you can’t understand • Light travels faster than sound.This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.• Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?Both crews were marooned.• Did you hear about the new “Divorce Barbie”?It comes with all of Ken’s stuff.• “Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a pack of cards!”“Sit down and I’ll deal with you later.”• Why did Santa’s little helper feel depressed?He had low elf esteem.• Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?Because of his coffin.• ...