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A bit of St. Patrick’s humor for this lucky Wednesday

With the St. Patrick’s holiday around the corner, here’s some humor to bring a bit of luck this week.Remember, be safe and cautious during the holiday!---------------------• I went out last St. Patrick’s Day so I took the bus home.That might not be a big deal to you but I’ve never driven a bus before!---------------------• Two Irishmen are walking home after a celebration on St Patrick’s Day.As they stumbled up the country road in the dark, Paddy says, “Bejeesus, Mick, we’ve stumbled into the graveyard and here’s the stone of a man lived to the age of 103!”Mick replies, “Glory be,

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