• If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?• Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”• You’re never too old to learn something stupid.• What we need is more idiot control in the world.• My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.• Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.• A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t ...