• You watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. • Your secret family recipe is illegal. • You think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother’s tooth. • Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve. • Your baby’s favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the yard. • Your “sophisticated show-biz cousin” is a rodeo clown. • You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs. • Your best ashtray is a turtle shell. • Your pocketknife was once referred to as Exhibit A. • Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q. • You think deer hunting should be an olympic sport. • You ...