Ed. Note: A Dad Joke is an indescribably cheesy and/ or dumb joke made by a father to his children. (Source: Urban Dictionary) "Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!" "How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut." "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up." "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something." "What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows." "Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!" "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired." "Dad,