• The person behind you in the supermarket runs his/her cart into the back of your ankle.• The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.• There’s always a car riding your tail when you’re slowing down to find an address.• You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.• It’s bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don’t realize it till you walk across your living room rug.• The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.• There’s a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.• You can never ...