Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'Morris replied: 'Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'The doctor said: 'I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur - be careful.' ----------- An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while ...