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An atheist is hiking in the woods...

So an atheist is hiking in the woods when he stumbles across a huge hungry grizzly bear. The bear rears up to full height and gives a roar as it leans in toward the man. The atheist screams in terror “Oh God, help me!!!” Suddenly, everything; the bear, the trees, the birds, everything but the man--freezes. The man sees the clouds part as a deep heavenly voice reaches his ears. “So all your life, You deny My existence, yet now you call for My aid now that death is upon you? I am sorry, My son, but it is too late.” The ...

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