Ed note: These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers, according to one of our email sources who travels there frequently:>>FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER 8 years old.8 years old.Hateful little bugger.Bites!>>FREE PUPPIES1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.>>FREE PUPPIESMother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.>>JOINING NUDIST COLONY!Must sell washer and dryer $100.>>WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake.Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.>>FOR SALE BY OWNERComplete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.Excellent condition, $200 or best offer. No longer needed.Got married. Husband knows ...