Morris, an 82-ear-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: “Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.’----------- A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you ...